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Tag Archives: Scilly
Cone Amnesty
I am a few police cones short of a promising career. It is looking touch and go for us having enough to mark out a convincing No Parking zone, for the Royal visit today. In hopeful anticipation of surviving this … Continue reading
Scilly Invasion: Don’t Panic
I went on a spot of foot patrol around town and returned to find these sandals in this position outside the police station. Without wishing to cause global panic it is self evident that somebody has tried to call for … Continue reading
Skullduggery
We will faithfully record each and every theft reported to us. Yesterday was such an occasion to do just that. While the visitors I met in passing along the highways could not conceive that there was ever any cause for … Continue reading
I Know Where You Live
A Special Place in my Heart Thank you to all those locals who waved, gave me a big grin or tooted their horn as they drove past me in the rain at Old Town. Your kind solidarity during my plight helped … Continue reading
The Stag Do Act
Section 4 subsection 2(a) of the Stag Do Act 1987 Amongst the participants of any Stag Do there must be one reveller, not being the groom to be, who is the person that the rest of the group can consider … Continue reading